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{"fact":"Researchers believe the word \u201ctabby\u201d comes from Attabiyah, a neighborhood in Baghdad, Iraq. Tabbies got their name because their striped coats resembled the famous wavy patterns in the silk produced in this city.","length":212}
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The Dunlop Burns is a copy of Robert Burns's 1786 Poems, Chiefly in the Scottish Dialect with thirty-three extra pages of Robert Burns's works in Frances Dunlop's handwriting bound in, comprising 17 poems and two letters, all dating from between 1787 and 1790.
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