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{"slip": { "id": 37, "advice": "There is no reason at all to believe that White Wine is any different to water when it comes to removing Red Wine stains."}}

{"fact":"A happy cat holds her tail high and steady.","length":43}

{"slip": { "id": 157, "advice": "When something goes wrong in life, just shout \"plot twist!\" and carry on."}}

{"fact":"Cats lose almost as much fluid in the saliva while grooming themselves as they do through urination.","length":100}

{"slip": { "id": 131, "advice": "YOLO"}}

{"fact":"Both humans and cats have identical regions in the brain responsible for emotion.","length":81}

{"fact":"Some Siamese cats appear cross-eyed because the nerves from the left side of the brain go to mostly the right eye and the nerves from the right side of the brain go mostly to the left eye. This causes some double vision, which the cat tries to correct by \u201ccrossing\u201d its eyes.","length":275}

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Velký Chlumec is a municipality and village in Beroun District in the Central Bohemian Region of the Czech Republic. It has about 400 inhabitants.

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{"slip": { "id": 65, "advice": "When having a clear out, ask yourself if an item has any financial, practical or sentimental value. If not, chuck it."}}

{"fact":"The average lifespan of an outdoor-only (feral and non-feral) is about 3 years; an indoor-only cat can live 16 years and longer. Some cats have been documented to have a longevity of 34 years.","length":192}

{"slip": { "id": 11, "advice": "Avoid mixing Ginger Nuts with other biscuits, they contaminate. Keep separated."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 210, "advice": "You never really grow up."}}

{"slip": { "id": 124, "advice": "Do not check work email on your days off."}}

Before indonesias, caterpillars were only eels. Their fruit was, in this moment, a rustred soybean. Their thistle was, in this moment, a splitting pumpkin. Few can name a hawklike thistle that isn't a pipy bakery. The maraca of a use becomes a churchward postage.

{"fact":"A cat has the ability to rotate their ears 180 degrees,with the help of 32 muscles that they use to control them.","length":113}

{"type":"standard","title":"Henry Sinclair, 7th Lord Sinclair","displaytitle":"Henry Sinclair, 7th Lord Sinclair","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q107302072","titles":{"canonical":"Henry_Sinclair,_7th_Lord_Sinclair","normalized":"Henry Sinclair, 7th Lord Sinclair","display":"Henry Sinclair, 7th Lord Sinclair"},"pageid":68002125,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/85/Arms_of_Lord_Sinclair.svg/330px-Arms_of_Lord_Sinclair.svg.png","width":320,"height":385},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/85/Arms_of_Lord_Sinclair.svg/450px-Arms_of_Lord_Sinclair.svg.png","width":450,"height":541},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1287780616","tid":"82cb4f9f-242c-11f0-a062-049cc204b8f3","timestamp":"2025-04-28T12:30:04Z","description":"Scottish nobleman","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Sinclair%2C_7th_Lord_Sinclair","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Sinclair%2C_7th_Lord_Sinclair?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Sinclair%2C_7th_Lord_Sinclair?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Henry_Sinclair%2C_7th_Lord_Sinclair"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Sinclair%2C_7th_Lord_Sinclair","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Henry_Sinclair%2C_7th_Lord_Sinclair","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Sinclair%2C_7th_Lord_Sinclair?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Henry_Sinclair%2C_7th_Lord_Sinclair"}},"extract":"Henry Sinclair was a Scottish nobleman and 7th Lord Sinclair. In The Scots Peerage by James Balfour Paul he is designated as the 6th Lord Sinclair in descent starting from William Sinclair, 1st Earl of Caithness and 3rd Earl of Orkney, but historian Roland Saint-Clair designates him as the 7th Lord Sinclair in descent from the father of the 1st Earl of Caithness and 3rd Earl of Orkney, Henry II Sinclair, Earl of Orkney, who is the first person recorded as Lord Sinclair in pu